I try to find some peace in my soul, while trying to quiet the turbulence in my mind.
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As much as I don't 'blog' my emails (just a time or two before at that other place), I thought this was kind of interesting. And I hate to admit it, I goofed on a few answers. And go figure, at the end of the email, it said something about Mental Health Day ... guess I need a checkup. I'm not going to give away the answers just yet. I want to see if anybody that responds to this is going with me to the clinic hahahahaha
This is a quiz for people who know everything! LOL
These are not trick questions. They are straight questions with straight answers
1. Name the one sport in which neither the spectators nor the participants know the score or the leader until the contest ends.
2. What famous North American landmark is constantly moving backward?
3. Of all vegetables, only two can live to produce on their own for several growing seasons. All other vegetables must be replanted every year. What are the only two perennial vegetables?
4. What fruit has its seeds on the outside?
5. In many liquor stores, you can buy pear brandy, with a real pear inside the bottle. The pear is whole and ripe, and the bottle is genuine; it hasn't been cut in any way. How did the pear get inside the bottle?
6. Only three words in standard English begin with the letters ' dw' and they are all common words. Name two of them.
7. There are 14 punctuation marks in English grammar. Can you name at least half of them?
8. Name the only vegetable or fruit that is never sold frozen, canned, processed, cooked, or in any other form except fresh.
9. Name 6 or more things that you can wear on your feet beginning with the letter 'S.'
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I know I am a little early with this, but figured I better do it before I forgot. It's a look back at the year I had. Been a very interesting and frustrating one, to say the least. But rather than ramble on about everything, I just took a noteworthy event from each month and compiled this list. Think I'll call it .....
A Blonde's Year In Review
January - Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.
February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels ... HELLOOOO!! ... bottles won't fit in the printer !
March - Got really excited ... finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months ... box said "2-4 years!"
April - Trapped on escalator for hours ... power went out !!
May - Tried to make Kool-Aid .. wrong instructions ... 8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets !!!
June - Tried to go water skiing ... couldn't find a lake with a slope.
July - Lost breast stroke swimming competition ... learned later, the other swimmers cheated ...they used their arms !!!
August - Got locked out of my car in a rain storm ... car swamped because soft-top was open.
September - The capital of California is "C" ... isn't it ??
October - Hate M & M's ... they are so hard to peel.
November - Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days .. instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108 !!!
December - Couldn't call 911 ... there's no 'eleven' button on the stupid phone !!!
hahahaha Ok, so you know by now I was only kidding about it being my year in review ... don't you ???? One of the guys at bowling (a sweet and funny 80 year old) got this in an email and printed me off a copy. Yes, I was the only blonde he gave it to, but he shared with the brunettes too hahaha.
I had a good chuckle over it, so thought I would share.
My apologies to the blondes that experienced these.
hahahahaha
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